Sunday, March 27, 2011

Spring Break in Death Valley!

This Spring Break we were going to head up to Big Sur for the week but the forecast was for rain all week so we outsmarted old mother nature and headed for the desert. It was our first trip to Death Valley.

I knew we had made a good choice when the first car I saw when we got inside the park was an AMC Eagle. You could title this pic
'The One Roman Let Get Away.'


We were greeted by blue skies and a chocolate lake, I tried to go swimming in it but it was only three inches deep all the way across.


That's a big three inch deep lake.


Death Valley's biggest claim to fame is the lowest point in North America, Badwater Basin, -282 ft below sea level. It also might be the brightest place in North America with that desert sun bouncing off the white salt. I'm not sure if Rigdon or Jillian ever even saw Badwater Basin.


Family picture. Jillian still trying to cover up.


Slot canyon 1 of 3.


The kids were troopers as we averaged two or three hikes a day.


We told the kids it was a race to the natural bridge. Caroline was the first one there. She is going to be an athlete someday. Rig and I climbed up on top of it but I had the camera in my pocket so Sara couldn't take a picture of us from the bottom.


Fodder for the next Smart Girls video.


Caroline was not as fortunate on the race back down the canyon to the car. She tripped and belly planted on the dirt and rocks. She did that at least once a day for the remainder of the trip.


This is the called Devil's Golf Course, and yes I told them to line up like that for the picture.


Sara going cowgirl.
(Wrangler Bum, where you from?)

Jillian was a little under the weather. That made her less than agreeable for most of the trip. She tested mine and Sara's patience as well as the single guy camping next to us.


Rigdon and Livi are constantly messing around with each other and always appear to be having way too much fun. Most the time I am grateful that they are such good friends but sometimes it can test your patience as well.


More messing around. I think they are pinching each others necks for this picture.


After being tuckered out from a long day of hiking, they would always get a second wind when we got back to camp to ride bikes.


Caroline actually rides her own two wheeler very confidently and for the most part keeps up with Rig and Livi, but for longer rides she comes on the tag-a-long with Dad.


Jilli resists bike rides always siting the same reason, "I too scared." Mom is a pretty crazy driver. Eventually she warms up and smiles a bit.


If you ever camp in Death Valley make sure it is at Texas Springs. This was one of the coolest hikes we did and it was right in our campground.


Caroline climbing on all fours to keep up with Rig and Livi.


Up on top surrounded by cliffs 100 ft above the ground.


Everything in Death Valley seems like it has the word Devil somewhere in it's name. Rig and I named this part of the hike Devil's Backbone.


Livi held my hand for part of it, Caroline did for all of it.

Cool scenery.


Ridgon is always excited to show off for his sisters.


Ready to hike the Badlands.


Ready to ride a horse through the Badlands.


Jillian refuses to wear her sunglasses unless they are upside down.


Rig led Mom and Livi up a treacherous ridge.


Two sisters still hiking the Badlands with one on strike.



One of the favorite sites was the historic Scotty's Castle.



Inside the Castle courtyard.


The kids got recruited to the Jr. Ranger program. They all took it very serious. This is Jillian looking extra studious with her Jr. Ranger workbook.



This is Ubehebe Crater. I begged anyone to hike down in it with me but it was raining and pretty cold. For what it was worth Rigdon said he would have done it with me if he had his skinny jeans. I am not quite sure what to make of that comment and am just going to leave it at that.


Livi slept out with me one night under the incredible desert stars. Taking to Livi and sharing my ipod to listen to Beach Boys music until we fell asleep was one of the highlights of my spring break.



Jillian finally at least warmed up to Caroline.


Pillow pets and mummy bags. Pretty darn cute. The next night I got to share the bed with these two. Getting to listen to Caroline and Jilli's pillow talk was one of my other highlights of spring break.


The kids were looking forward to nothing more than our trip to the sand dunes. They wanted to climb to the tallest dune. We saved it for the last day of the trip.


This is the way the blondes go up the dunes.


This is the way the redheads go up.



The tallest dune was a only a one mile hike, but through the sand I didn't figure the kids would make it half way before they wanted to turn around. I was wrong.


They bounded up dune after dune just to roll down the other side. Sara even got caught up in the excitement and couldn't resist rolling down a giant dune. She complained of sand in every orifice of her body for the rest of the day but the kids didn't complain once.
What a whiner.


As we finally neared the summit of the tallest dune. The wind became very intense and the sand was stinging like it came out of a sand blaster.



Once we could no longer hide below the ridge 3 of the 4 redheads started crying in unison. I pleaded with them.
"We've come all this way. We are only minutes from the summit you guys have to make it."



"No they don't, I am getting them out of here. Give me the backpack."



Within minutes Sara and the girls were reduced to tiny dots in Death Valley's version of the Sahara Desert.
Even though I was only kidding about the whiner comment I have to officially take it back because Sara carried Jillian all the way back to the car and never complained once.

Rig and I were left to summit.



Overall Dad gives the trip an E rating for Epic.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

We can't all be Jimmer!

Rig just started his first season of organized basketball, and if you are coming from this gene pool and you want to contribute to your team's success you might have to find some ways other than scoring. So I have been lecturing Rigdon lately on the value of defense and so far I think he is buying into it. Below are some clips of Rig's suffocating defense from his first game.


The guy he guarded never scored but he did get a few shots off. In his second game I told Rig the only thing better than holding someone scoreless is denying them the ball all together. Rig heard that, and the guy Rigdon guarded his second game only touched the ball once the whole game and when he tried to shoot, Rig blocked it.

After the game Sara asked me, "Do you feel bad at all that the kid that Rigdon guarded the whole game never even got to do anything?"

"Heck no! Rigdon never scored either and if you can't score then the only thing you can do to level the playing field is play tenacious D. I am simply teaching him how to compete with what God has given him."

And for a Smart on a basketball court that ain't much.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Smart Girls by Weezer

I heard this song for the first time last night and immediately couldn't wait to make the video below. My favorite band wrote a song about the girls that make Rigdon and I luckiest men alive. Come on, it doesn't get much better than that.

Enjoy. I do everyday.



I never get enough of those Smart Girls!!!

Thanks Weezer!

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Big Mark

Despite the fact that Rocky has had some mixed results when it comes to finding the perfect Christmas tree in the Utah forests, this year we trusted him to lead us to the promised land and he delivered.

The outing started with breaking Ricker out and then a trip to Reed's Drive-In for the donut sized onion rings.


Three cousins getting their saturated fat for the day.


The kids got their snow stoke on.


Cute mittens.

Sara loves these kind of outings, but in her head she builds them up to be a picture perfect event, where you walk 5o maybe 100 yards in the beautiful snow and then suddenly spot the perfect tree. She was a little surprised to start out repelling down a snowy slope, then bushwhacking through winter foliage and finally crossing a frigid stream, but she was tough and thoroughly enjoyed the whole outing.

After hunting for quite a while we finally found the perfect tree. Sara thought it was too big. It didn't fit in the camera lens but I was sure it would fit in our house.
(Have I mentioned lately that my wife is hot?)

Bringing the trees back across the stream.
Those are the two Smart brothers who are smart enough to work a chain saw. Roman and Beetle went to cut down trees last year and got the saw running but couldn't figure out how to turn the safety off. Eventually they decided to take the blade off and rub it back and forth on the trunk of the tree. It was like combining lumberjack technology with caveman intellect. You can probably guess that the trees they ended up with looked more like sticks and the chain saw was never operational again. I'd say you could classify it an epic fail.


Danny was a workhorse pulling the trees back to the car.


600 miles later the tree was perfectly placed in our front room. It literally had only a few inches to spare. We measured it at 13'6". I named it Big Mark, after my all time favorite Utah Jazz player.


There is Big Mark in all of his glory.



Oh wait a second, there is Big Mark in all of his glory. This is one of my favorite christmas presents. Already in worship position, he really adds to this nativity scene. Next year I am going to get him into the local Creche Festival.